Skiing

D asked:


I’m currently living in the interior of Alaska and my girlfriend back in California wants us to go skiing at Sugar bowl when I come home for Christmas.

Here’s the problem, I fucking **** skiing and the last place I want to be in some place where there’s snow. I’m on vacation, where I’m living is really fucking cold. No more fucking snow.

She was like, “Ok, you can go do what you want to do and I’m going skiing,” which didn’t sound like such a bad idea, but she sounded kind of mad because I think she wanted me to go with her. Precious moments on the bunny slope and flirting sounds real cute and shit, but I fucking **** skiing. And the only thing to do there is skiing, snowboarding, and toobing. I don’t want to do any of it. No more fucking snow.

Any suggestions, folks?

BRADLEY