Skiing

1. Deadman’s Curve
2. Whiskey Sour….and make haste, my good man.
3. A Superman cape and pantyhose.
4. Ordinarily one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your charm.
5. Either Bigfoot just ducked behind that bush or your mother has decided to join us on vacation.
6. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself and hobble on over here.
7. Y’hear the one about the ski instructor and Mother Teresa?
8. Sheesh!! She’s like a character out of ‘Hound of The Baskervilles’!!
9. Midwestern barbarians and a few kooks from Florida.
10. You don’t mean that omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate, do you?!!

RICH